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My name is Alyssa Underwood and this is my journal, to see all the good stuff you have to be listed as a friend so go ahead and add me, no need to ask permission or comment to let me know, unless you really want to that is. I look forward to getting to know you...

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March 15th, 2006

I promise I will update by the end of tommorrow, if I don't you have full permission to abuse me via email :P

I have lots to update with, new photos, new panties, and I'm still trying to work out how to make a phone post! I am so sorry guys and I know I'm completely lame. Please forgive me?

Aly xxx

March 5th, 2006

Butterflies

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Argh. I'm so nervous about my new job tomorrow! I hate this shit, I always feel like the new kid at school on the first day of a new job, okay, granted, I've only had four jobs in my lifetime, one of those only lasting a week, but the other three first days were hell, I hate not knowing what to do or where I'm meant to be. Not to go all TMI on you guys, but to top off my first day nerves I'm currently suffering from the worst period cramps ever known to mankind. Fortunately (or is that unfortunately?) I have waaaaay too much experience in waiting tables, plus I will drug myself up to the eyeballs with painkillers in the morning, so it shouldn't be too bad.

February 28th, 2006

Working Nine To Five

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I have a job! I've scored myself a job working at a local cafe, nothing too flash, but it will pay the bills until I can sort out what I'm doing with regards to university. Everyone working there seemed nice enough at the interview so it can't be too bad, plus my boss wont be the grade A dickhead that I was previously working for, always a plus! I start on Monday, hopefully I can make some friends there as well.

I walked down to the mall yesterday just to stretch my legs and do some window shopping, I popped into Target - always a big mistake, and fell in love with a big purple cushion, this thing is huge and very fluffy, it was so good I was half tempted to start humping it there in the store. First pay check, once my bitch of an electricity bill is paid, then that cushion will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.

Other than that, things are about usual, same old bf troubles, haven't had a chance to take many photos lately but I'm planning on having a big session soon, oh and I also dyed my hair black!

February 20th, 2006

How slack am I!? I'm sorry guys, I got back from my holiday and was just thrown into a whirlwind of everything else I should be doing and my mind just slipped completely away from livejournal. I had the most wonderful time up the coast, lots of fun with my friends, and to be honest it kinda sucked coming home to my little flat after spending five days in a huge villa with our own pool. I met a few nice guys up there but none of them lead anywhere, but I did have some fun with my friend, J, I'll give you all the gory details on that when I get a bit more free time. Much junk food was eaten, much vodka was drunk, and believe me my body isn't thanking me for it right now, I think I need another holiday to get over the previous one!

I'm sure I owe people emails so I'll be working on them today in between camshows and replying to everyone who's been in touch whilst I'm being a slacker. I've also taken several videos but I'll post the caps from them in a seperate friends only post so that LJ don't get angry at me.

February 11th, 2006

And She Speaks!

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Thank you to [info]jackofhearts for getting me a link. You can listen to me by downloading the file from here! I find it so odd to listen to my voice, it flits between my English accent and my newly aquired Aussie accent, it just doesn't sound quite right to me.

I'm due to leave 5am tomorrow morning for a trip up the coast, I will have Internet access, but it will be intermitent, and I'll also have pool access, and I know which one I'd rather be using in this heat! So it's unlikely that I'll be around much for the next five days or so, so I hope everyone has a lovely week, and of course I'll be sure to take plenty of photos.

February 9th, 2006


My toys arrived this morning, I'm gagging to take photos and play with them but I am currently sick as a dog right now, and anything involving much more than making a cup of tea is completely wiping me out, so a good hard masturbation session probably wont make me feel any better.

Until then you'll just have to look at pictures of the lovely purple vibe and imagine it in me!

February 7th, 2006

Eeeee, I just bought new toys!!!

So I need to spend my days off doing that bloody laundry pilemountain, hunting for a new job and doing some website design, but no, what do I spend my day off doing? KFC and sex toy shopping. I have two more shifts left at work, poverty is a matter of days away, and what am I spending money on? Finger lickin' chicken and ben wa balls.

I've been hunting around for a decent Australian sex toy shop for a few months now, the main one that most people seem to use is in my opinion rather overpriced, a basic small vibe sets you back $50, which is just silly. They also have a policy where you have to buy something from them every three months to keep your account active, now I'm enough of a toy slut to mean that I probably would be buying from them that regularly, but that isn't the point, I don't like being made to buy stuff. The thing I did like about them was that they offered a wishlist service, I had orignially been intending on using amazon.com, because damnit their sex toys are insanely cheap (US$2 for a butt plug), but they don't deliver them to Australia.

Anyway, I picked up a pair of ben wa balls in purple, they're here, and also this vibe, also in purple (I have a real thing for purple!). There's a few other things I want to pick up from there, some anal beads, a longer vibe and a paddle, but I think they might have to wait until next months shopping spree! The post man should bring them on Friday morning, so I promise there will be photos of me playing! I love getting packages, I'm so excited!

If anyone is interested I've uploaded a quickie video to AW, it can be found here, just short one of me on all fours playing from behind priced at just 20p.

February 4th, 2006


I picked up some new frames a few days ago, damnit I love them, they're so different from my previous pair, but so far I'm enjoying them, who knows, it might actually persuade me to wear them instead of spending all my time squinting at books.

Valentines Day is coming and I'd be lying if I said I was looking forward to it, my bf is a nice enough guy, he's just not particularly romantic, and there's such a big part of me that longs for the whole romance and seduction side of it, I guess I just want to be spoilt, every girl like presents, right?

Job hunt isn't coming up with anything yet, I'm sending my CV off to various places, I don't think it helps that I'm not really sure what I want to do, so I'm applying for anything and everything that takes my fancy, there's a bakery job that I really like the sound of, so hopefully I'll hear back from them.

Time to get on with my evening :)

January 30th, 2006

Not To Brag But...

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Damnit I love my new layout :D I've just had a really nice chilled out night twiddling in photoshop and eating chocolate raisins and this is the product.

Busy Bee

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Things have just not stopped for me lately, it makes things fun, but it also means that the things that I probably should do but don't really have time to do get left behind, things like laundry, eating healthy and writing down my thoughts in here.

I had planned to take the day off, maybe wander down the mall and pick up a dougnut and window shop, just relax for a day after being so busy lately, but my inbox and (as usual) my laundry pile dictates otherwise. I'll see what I can get done in the next few hours and hopefully it will leave me with the afternoon off to veg and watch Kevin Smith movies, I need to pop out and get my panties in the post before five so I might even be able to squeeze a doughnut in there if I try hard enough.

On Saturday I quit my job. I've hated it for so long now, and I'm fed up of knowing that my boss is ripping me off yet being unable to do anything about it. I came home in tears after my shift on Saturday and then decided that enough was enough, phoned my boss and explained that I was handing in my two weeks notice and that I would bring in written confirmation the following day. I can't begin to describe how nice it was to work on Sunday and see an end it sight.

This now means that I'm going to have to start the dreaded job hunt, time to polish up my CV I think.

Hope you're all well, and I'm going to have to apologise in advance for spamming everyone's inboxes with my comment replies!

January 24th, 2006

Belly

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January 22nd, 2006

New Blowjob Video

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Screen cap hidden behind here )

As always, it is availible to download here. I had waaaaaaay too much fun making this video, and then even more fun once the camera was turned off, although you may have to persuade my partner in crime a bit more if you'd like me to film that part of the evening ;)

I have an arse full of cum, a glass of Baileys in my hand, and Monday off work, could today get much better? I think not.

January 21st, 2006

Sweaty Betty

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Who the hell decided to melt Sydney today? I didn't even notice till 5pm and was quite enjoying the air conditioning at work, right up until I walked out of the door and the heat and humidity hit like a brick. I walked home and by the time I reached there I was drenched in sweat, bring on Autumn and the cooler weather is all I can say! I never thought I'd miss English weather ;)

The photo was taken to take advantage of the sun coming in through my windows, I love natural lighting in pictures, the whole hazy glow that it gives a picture is just fabulous. I might try find a time when it's relativly quiet on the street and see if I can take a photo set on my balcony. As you can see, it's another self portrait, my current photographer isn't around at the moment, but hopefully I should be able to do a proper set soon.

How do I accumulate so much laundry and washing up for just one person? And where the hell do I get some freakin fairies to do it for me???

January 20th, 2006

Underwear Poll

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Oh man, I love [info]show_your_boobs - mainly because I'm a complete breast slut and spend far too much of my day perving, but wow I've been completely overwhelmed after my first post in there, I've been replying to all the comments but I'm only half way through, I feel so rude not responding when everyone's been so nice and have taken the time to say something. I'll get it finished tonight, good job I don't have to be at work too early in the morning ;)

This is more of a feedback post really, I'm interested in the general consensus of people with regards to selling my used underwear and various other items, but as it's not really something that I know much about I'm unsure as to what people really want. So I made up a quick poll for anyone who has the time to answer, just to get an idea to see if it's something worth doing or if there isn't much of a call for it.

Poll #656258 Adult Items
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 19

Should I start selling my used underwear/stockings/any other suggested items?

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Yes, and I'd be interested
7 (36.8%)

Yes, but it's not my bag baby
11 (57.9%)

No
1 (5.3%)

If I did decide to, what do you suggest selling? Don't hold back ;)

Anything else you'd like to say, suggestions etc?



Thank you so much for helping :) I'm going to finish replying to everything in my inbox now and then crash in bed, anyone want to come and tuck me in?

January 19th, 2006

Morning Sex And Missives.

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I do dislike working on a roster, out of the last four days I've only worked one, and then tomorrow I have to go and do four days of extra long shifts. This sucks! At least my day off was very nice, I had some fabulous sex this morning, went out for lunch to come home to a nice long blow job, oh god nothing feels better than tasting a cock in my mouth, that led onto me being a little slut and begging for some anal. It felt good, I often just tend to use my toys on my arse so it's a nice treat when I get some proper anal sex. Nothing feels better than having my arse stretched like that, it just feels so naughty and wrong.

My flat is slowly starting to feel like home, I'm going to make a real effort over the next few weeks to make my bedroom look less like a bombs hit it with boxes piled everywhere and unmatching sheets (One of my pet hates is sheets that don't match, I'm all about co-ordination!). Then I just have to work on the rest of the place. I sometimes think about it all and think just how bloody stupid I was to move to the otherside of the world, I had all of the furniture from my bedroom in my parents place that I could have set up a new home with, but no, I had to go and move far enough away that I had to stick to a 20KG weight limit. Part of me thinks it's nice starting fresh, but damnit, I was looking at proper desks this afternoon and just spent the entire time thinking about the huge and rather lovely desk I sold before I left the UK. I must admit though, all of it seems better when I look out the window and see parakeets instead of pigeons, I am happy here, I need to stress that, but just sometimes I can't help but miss everything and everyone I left behind.

January 18th, 2006

I would like to make a very public thank you to the delightful [info]cumholio for buying me some paid time. I will be sure to take a set of photos just for you babe, or maybe even a video if you're lucky ;)

This has made me very happy as it means that I can host my photos on livejournal which just makes it all a lot easier, plus I can add extra icons! Hah, yes, my life is that dull that that's actually something that actually makes my day.

It's a bloody miserable day here, anyone who says that Australia looks like what they show on Home & Away and Neighbours is lying. I truly believed I was moving to the land of sun, sea and surf, I would be on my balcony every day sunbathing and getting a tan. Well you only need to look at me naked and see the pasty white English skin to work out that that hasn't happened! Other than a few really intense weeks of heat over Christmas and New Year it has pretty much the same climate at the UK, like right now, it's utterly miserable, grey and drizzly, and I need to walk to work in just over two hours. A Happy Aly this does not make, hopefully the rain will have stopped by then.

This must be one of my favourite songs, I'm love Bowie and I'm a massive Queen fan, the fact that they sung together, if only for one song, is just so fabulous. It sends shivers down my spine every time I listen to it. The CD player has flicked to 'I Want To Break Free' now, heh, grey mornings like this when I'm watching the clock before leaving to go to work and looking at the large amount of dishes calling me from the sink makes the lyrics seem so much more apt.

January 17th, 2006

New Shaving Video

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I just uploaded my second ever video to the site! It's me shaving and then playing with my bald pussy. It was a lot of fun to make, I can see many more videos in my future, hehe.

A capture of the video and a link is hidden behind here, NWS )

I've decided to try and take some video footage or some photos each day so that I can keep my galleries always fresh and updated :D

Bad Aly. No Biscuit.

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I am a terrible woman, my plans for today never went anywhere near doing housework, my flat still remains a tip (as anyone who's seen me on cam today will have noticed!), the washing up hasn't been done and my work clothes for tomorrow are still sitting in the washing machine starting to smell a bit. Instead I've been playing around with livejournal - I made one new icon and I drew a picture of a cat that I want to scan in and use as another icon, but I have to work out how the hell to install my scanner, I've looked all over online and I can't seem to find the right software for it. I love the icon feature on livejournal, I'm already thinking of getting a paid account so that I can add more and also use the photo hosting stuff.

I had some rather fabulous, rather filthy sex, played a few times on cam for a few people and made two videos, one of me shaving my pussy bald which I'll post a preview of later. I have no idea why I've been so damn horny lately, but my house and my laundry certainly aren't thanking me for it ;)

Right, I need to get some work done before I make dinner, although why do I have a feeling that make dinner may magically become order pizza. Hmmm.

My First Cam Show

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So last night was my first proper camshow. After flaking out with one guy earlier during the day - I discovered I have something of an issue with having voice chat, I then got back on the horse a few hours later and made a booking with someone, she was a woman which made it a much gentler return to things, up until she asked me if I could fist myself anyway ;)

I started off taking my top and skirt off before leaning back to rub my pussy, I was already drenched like a slut thinking about the girl I was playing for, I think sometimes I might be into girls more than I really think, I've always thought it was even but over the last few months I've been fantasing about a friend of mine almost constantly... Anyway, she'd previously told me how much she enjoyed anal, so I had my big blue vibe on hand, I bent over so that my arse was in the air and spread right in front of the camera and slowly started to slide it in, she told me she wanted me to sit down on it so that she could watch me impaling my tight little arsehole, so I did, course it was a bit uncomfortable going in, but fuck it felt so good once I had all eight inches buried in there, I was so close to cumming already but I knew I had to hold off for a few more minutes to make it good for her. I sat on the vibrator and held it deep inside my arse as I slipped one, two, three fingers into my cunt, finger fucking myself and moaning so loud I thought the neighbours might hear. I loved her telling me to fuck myself harder and faster, pushing me, making me feel like a slut. I started to cum and watched my hips shake on the screen, I'm sure I don't have to tell you that I'm somewhat narcissistic, I love watching myself masturbate, be it on cam or just in the mirror, but it always makes me moan so much louder when I can see my fingers diving in and out of my snatch. She came just after my mind blowing orgasm, I gently pulled the vibrator out of my arse and cleaned it with my tongue for her. It felt really good, and now I'm sitting online desperate for someone else to book me for a cam show, I just want to do it all over again :D

I'm going to be around online until lunchtime today, then I need to take a shower - hopefully I'll bring out the camera, and then do the rather large amount of housework that I've been putting off. Tomorrow I start my week at work, this makes me sad, I'd much rather make my living spending the day inserting sex toys into myself!

January 16th, 2006

Popping The Cherry.

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So this is the first post in my brand new spanking livejournal, right now I'm a little unsure what to write but I'm sure as it goes on this will get far easier, but now for a quick intoduction. My name is Alyssa, I'm 19 years old and something of a hussy. I started this journal to have something to go alongside my camgirling so that the people that are looking at me can learn a bit more about me and what I like, I also intend to start putting pictures up fairly regurlarly so that I can get a bit of feedback and make sure that I'm doing all the right things.

Anyway, I wont do a tacky 'All About Me' post, instead I shall just resolve to keep up with writing in here regularly and slowly all will be revealed, in more ways that one ;)
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