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My name is Alyssa Underwood and this is my journal, to see all the good stuff you have to be listed as a friend so go ahead and add me, no need to ask permission or comment to let me know, unless you really want to that is. I look forward to getting to know you...

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March 15th, 2006

I promise I will update by the end of tommorrow, if I don't you have full permission to abuse me via email :P

I have lots to update with, new photos, new panties, and I'm still trying to work out how to make a phone post! I am so sorry guys and I know I'm completely lame. Please forgive me?

Aly xxx

March 5th, 2006

Butterflies

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Argh. I'm so nervous about my new job tomorrow! I hate this shit, I always feel like the new kid at school on the first day of a new job, okay, granted, I've only had four jobs in my lifetime, one of those only lasting a week, but the other three first days were hell, I hate not knowing what to do or where I'm meant to be. Not to go all TMI on you guys, but to top off my first day nerves I'm currently suffering from the worst period cramps ever known to mankind. Fortunately (or is that unfortunately?) I have waaaaay too much experience in waiting tables, plus I will drug myself up to the eyeballs with painkillers in the morning, so it shouldn't be too bad.

February 28th, 2006

Working Nine To Five

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I have a job! I've scored myself a job working at a local cafe, nothing too flash, but it will pay the bills until I can sort out what I'm doing with regards to university. Everyone working there seemed nice enough at the interview so it can't be too bad, plus my boss wont be the grade A dickhead that I was previously working for, always a plus! I start on Monday, hopefully I can make some friends there as well.

I walked down to the mall yesterday just to stretch my legs and do some window shopping, I popped into Target - always a big mistake, and fell in love with a big purple cushion, this thing is huge and very fluffy, it was so good I was half tempted to start humping it there in the store. First pay check, once my bitch of an electricity bill is paid, then that cushion will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.

Other than that, things are about usual, same old bf troubles, haven't had a chance to take many photos lately but I'm planning on having a big session soon, oh and I also dyed my hair black!

February 20th, 2006

How slack am I!? I'm sorry guys, I got back from my holiday and was just thrown into a whirlwind of everything else I should be doing and my mind just slipped completely away from livejournal. I had the most wonderful time up the coast, lots of fun with my friends, and to be honest it kinda sucked coming home to my little flat after spending five days in a huge villa with our own pool. I met a few nice guys up there but none of them lead anywhere, but I did have some fun with my friend, J, I'll give you all the gory details on that when I get a bit more free time. Much junk food was eaten, much vodka was drunk, and believe me my body isn't thanking me for it right now, I think I need another holiday to get over the previous one!

I'm sure I owe people emails so I'll be working on them today in between camshows and replying to everyone who's been in touch whilst I'm being a slacker. I've also taken several videos but I'll post the caps from them in a seperate friends only post so that LJ don't get angry at me.

February 11th, 2006

And She Speaks!

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Thank you to jackofhearts for getting me a link. You can listen to me by downloading the file from here! I find it so odd to listen to my voice, it flits between my English accent and my newly aquired Aussie accent, it just doesn't sound quite right to me.

I'm due to leave 5am tomorrow morning for a trip up the coast, I will have Internet access, but it will be intermitent, and I'll also have pool access, and I know which one I'd rather be using in this heat! So it's unlikely that I'll be around much for the next five days or so, so I hope everyone has a lovely week, and of course I'll be sure to take plenty of photos.

February 9th, 2006


My toys arrived this morning, I'm gagging to take photos and play with them but I am currently sick as a dog right now, and anything involving much more than making a cup of tea is completely wiping me out, so a good hard masturbation session probably wont make me feel any better.

Until then you'll just have to look at pictures of the lovely purple vibe and imagine it in me!

February 7th, 2006

Eeeee, I just bought new toys!!!

So I need to spend my days off doing that bloody laundry pilemountain, hunting for a new job and doing some website design, but no, what do I spend my day off doing? KFC and sex toy shopping. I have two more shifts left at work, poverty is a matter of days away, and what am I spending money on? Finger lickin' chicken and ben wa balls.

I've been hunting around for a decent Australian sex toy shop for a few months now, the main one that most people seem to use is in my opinion rather overpriced, a basic small vibe sets you back $50, which is just silly. They also have a policy where you have to buy something from them every three months to keep your account active, now I'm enough of a toy slut to mean that I probably would be buying from them that regularly, but that isn't the point, I don't like being made to buy stuff. The thing I did like about them was that they offered a wishlist service, I had orignially been intending on using amazon.com, because damnit their sex toys are insanely cheap (US$2 for a butt plug), but they don't deliver them to Australia.

Anyway, I picked up a pair of ben wa balls in purple, they're here, and also this vibe, also in purple (I have a real thing for purple!). There's a few other things I want to pick up from there, some anal beads, a longer vibe and a paddle, but I think they might have to wait until next months shopping spree! The post man should bring them on Friday morning, so I promise there will be photos of me playing! I love getting packages, I'm so excited!

If anyone is interested I've uploaded a quickie video to AW, it can be found here, just short one of me on all fours playing from behind priced at just 20p.

February 4th, 2006


I picked up some new frames a few days ago, damnit I love them, they're so different from my previous pair, but so far I'm enjoying them, who knows, it might actually persuade me to wear them instead of spending all my time squinting at books.

Valentines Day is coming and I'd be lying if I said I was looking forward to it, my bf is a nice enough guy, he's just not particularly romantic, and there's such a big part of me that longs for the whole romance and seduction side of it, I guess I just want to be spoilt, every girl like presents, right?

Job hunt isn't coming up with anything yet, I'm sending my CV off to various places, I don't think it helps that I'm not really sure what I want to do, so I'm applying for anything and everything that takes my fancy, there's a bakery job that I really like the sound of, so hopefully I'll hear back from them.

Time to get on with my evening :)

January 30th, 2006

Not To Brag But...

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Damnit I love my new layout :D I've just had a really nice chilled out night twiddling in photoshop and eating chocolate raisins and this is the product.

Busy Bee

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Things have just not stopped for me lately, it makes things fun, but it also means that the things that I probably should do but don't really have time to do get left behind, things like laundry, eating healthy and writing down my thoughts in here.

I had planned to take the day off, maybe wander down the mall and pick up a dougnut and window shop, just relax for a day after being so busy lately, but my inbox and (as usual) my laundry pile dictates otherwise. I'll see what I can get done in the next few hours and hopefully it will leave me with the afternoon off to veg and watch Kevin Smith movies, I need to pop out and get my panties in the post before five so I might even be able to squeeze a doughnut in there if I try hard enough.

On Saturday I quit my job. I've hated it for so long now, and I'm fed up of knowing that my boss is ripping me off yet being unable to do anything about it. I came home in tears after my shift on Saturday and then decided that enough was enough, phoned my boss and explained that I was handing in my two weeks notice and that I would bring in written confirmation the following day. I can't begin to describe how nice it was to work on Sunday and see an end it sight.

This now means that I'm going to have to start the dreaded job hunt, time to polish up my CV I think.

Hope you're all well, and I'm going to have to apologise in advance for spamming everyone's inboxes with my comment replies!
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